Junior College National Title Game Ends After Player Leaves The Penalty Box And Decks The Ref Straight To Hell
I can already imagine how much life must suck when you’re stuck playing for the Erie Community College Kats. You spend your whole life trying to convince yourself that you’re going to the pros one day. You try your best to convince yourself that playing Junior College Hockey is the same thing as Cawlidge Hawkey. Doing everything you can to put off the fact that you’re a washed up, talentless hack just like the rest of us. Now imagine playing for the Erie Community College Kats ice hockey team and losing in the national title game to the Dakota College at Bottineau Lumberjacks. I’d put a fucking bullet in my brain if that was my life. But Erie Community College freshman Brandon Day had other plans. And that’s when he decided to deck this ref straight to hell with 40 seconds left down 7-4.
From the looks of this kid’s stride hopping out of the penalty box, he’s a total fucking goon. Looks like he’s played strictly roller hockey up until college. Total scumbag move but there’s 40 seconds left in the season. What’s the ref gonna do? Suspend him? Kid is probably dumb as fuck. Probably gonna flunk out of community college by the end of this semester anyway so it’s not like he has any career left to be suspended for. He may have a few criminal charges coming his way but at least he has a story to tell now. Kid is a modern day Happy Gilmore.
But yeah. Maybe throw this kid in jail. Because you know even when he fails out of school, he’s going to immediately jump into the beer league ranks. And this is the type of kid who will be out looking for blood in beer league. The kind of guy who has nothing else to live for besides trying to start fights in beer league just so he has something cool to tell his colleagues when he’s out collecting trash the next day. That’s the last kind of psychopath you want to be playing against so for the sake of beer leaguers all across the nation, lock this punk up.